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No es una broma: Jota Mario lanza su SIM card que recibe el mensaje de los ángeles

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Y hay video!!!!





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Quidagis

Antiguo y Clásico
Dic 10, 2012
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In your face, Donal Trump!

No todos los inmigrantes son delincuentes y no todos los gringos son racistas.

A este individuo, aparentemente, se le ha olvidado que sus ancestros fueron inmigrantes, abuelo escocés y abuela alemana.

Las manifestaciones de apoyo al hombre del vídeo (Meet an immigrant) dan algo de esperanza. Lamentablemente todavía hay personas (¿muchas?) que piensan y actúan como el señor del peluquín. Eso no deja de ser inquietante para quienes (legalmente) tratan de ser miembros productivos de esa sociedad; mi hijo menor y su mujer se encuentran entre estos últimos y créanme que como padre esas actitudes racistas y xenófobas producen cierto grado de preocupación.

¿Recuerdan esto?...



https://es-us.noticias.yahoo.com/bl...a-las-falacias-de-donald-trump-211327882.html

 
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J84

Llanero nacionalizado rolo
May 24, 2012
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Los discursos de Donald Trump (que es uno de los miembros mas activos del tea party) no son sorprendentes. Para mi con esos discursos esta espantando el voto latino de EEUU que es considerable.
 

Quidagis

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Dic 10, 2012
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Woman Crashes Car Due to Furious Masturbation During Traffic Jam

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Masturbation: It’s dangerous and will likely kill you, if you’re masturbating in the comforts of the open road with a rabbit vibe while a seafood truck is careening towards you.

That’s all laid out in a recent news item about a woman who was living her best life, until she wasn’t. According to The Bristol Post, an unidentified woman crashed her Mini Cooper into a seafood delivery vehicle when she took her eyes off the road due to the pleasures she was receiving in her genital region. The Post reports that the driver of the seafood truck was worried he might be fired for the crash; it was, remarkably, his first day on the job after not being able to find work for a very long time.

Fortunately for the driver, but not so fortunately for the woman you’re reading about, his bosses only had one thing to ask him: Did you see the video?

The seafood truck, as it happened, was equipped with a rear camera, and its unblinking eye caught everything, including the woman’s public indiscretions. In fact, what was caught on the video was so damning that Bro Bible suspects that the woman was not opposed to others seeing her, citing the fact that Mini Coopers are very low to the ground, and anyone driving a truck or a higher-sitting car would have been able to watch the woman going at it with reckless abandon.

Luckily, no one was hurt during the incident and the case is now with the seafood company’s insurance company. The company’s not commenting on the situation, but sources have reported that the accident happened during a traffic jam, and the vibrator is alleged to have been “rabbit-style.”

This is a good reminder to never masturbate on the highway until you’re very sure that you can handle both the mortal sin and the maneuvering of your vehicle.
 

JuanD2394

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Woman Crashes Car Due to Furious Masturbation During Traffic Jam

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Masturbation: It’s dangerous and will likely kill you, if you’re masturbating in the comforts of the open road with a rabbit vibe while a seafood truck is careening towards you.

That’s all laid out in a recent news item about a woman who was living her best life, until she wasn’t. According to The Bristol Post, an unidentified woman crashed her Mini Cooper into a seafood delivery vehicle when she took her eyes off the road due to the pleasures she was receiving in her genital region. The Post reports that the driver of the seafood truck was worried he might be fired for the crash; it was, remarkably, his first day on the job after not being able to find work for a very long time.

Fortunately for the driver, but not so fortunately for the woman you’re reading about, his bosses only had one thing to ask him: Did you see the video?

The seafood truck, as it happened, was equipped with a rear camera, and its unblinking eye caught everything, including the woman’s public indiscretions. In fact, what was caught on the video was so damning that Bro Bible suspects that the woman was not opposed to others seeing her, citing the fact that Mini Coopers are very low to the ground, and anyone driving a truck or a higher-sitting car would have been able to watch the woman going at it with reckless abandon.

Luckily, no one was hurt during the incident and the case is now with the seafood company’s insurance company. The company’s not commenting on the situation, but sources have reported that the accident happened during a traffic jam, and the vibrator is alleged to have been “rabbit-style.”

This is a good reminder to never masturbate on the highway until you’re very sure that you can handle both the mortal sin and the maneuvering of your vehicle.

Y preciso contra un camión de comida de mar :D:D:D Me encantaron los comentarios del artículo "The lord works in mysterious ways" y "Something’s fishy here" :D:D
 
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PPGSM

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En Twitter está rodando la foto de un tipo que va haciendo lo mismo en un SITP. Entonces...
 

Chimuelo

Skodadicto
May 8, 2013
4,659
Creo que hay un patrón acá, el aburrimiento en el trancón es la clave. Mejor hacerle a Candy Crush, no??

Es un poquito menos escandaloso creo yo:rolleyes: